Also, using the word “moeshit” in an anime discussion is identical to using the word “nigger” in a political discussion on Barack Obama. It renders your credibility in tatters. Leave out the -shit suffix.


Last time I attempted this I was pressured into smoking a cigar and ended up vomiting in a Wal-Mart bathroom at 12:00 AM. When I got home I found out that two of the people that accompanied us got arrested for assaulting a girl and attempting to rape her. The person responsible for bringing me out apologized severely and bought me season 1 of Strike Witches. It was nice of him, but I later found out I lost $40 in all the hubbub.

My cheap beers consisted of two buds and a PBR. Both should be banned and all people who call them their favourite should be shot in the head. Waitress didn’t even card me. That was nice.

I hate to admit that I have done lewd things to my dakimakura. Warmed up fleshlight placed on top

I really love her; she isn’t my sex toy. I just want to make love with her. I feel bad about this as I seem to be one of the few even here that thinks this way. I feel like I have crossed a line with 2d love that even you guys wouldn’t.


It has recently come to my attention that my brother will be hosting a full-blown party at my house. I am a shut-in NEET, so, naturally, this scares the shit out of me.

At this point in time, I am unsure if I’ll be stuck at home while this shitty shindig goes on, or whether my parents will appropriate me so my brother can have full reign. Tell me TC, what should I do? I know a couple of the people that are likely to be there, and they will most assuredly try and pressure me into interaction.

Should I lock my door and refuse to come out? Should I try and mingle with the 3DPD? Maybe I should get smashed and let my state of inebriation take care of the rest?

However, it is also entirely possible that my parents will take me with them, so that broski can have the house to himself. This in itself presents multiple problems.

Should I hide my figs, dakimakura, and various other paraphernalia? Should I lock my door and prohibit entrance? What should I do if that trash finds it, or otherwise enters my room? Oh good lord, what if people fuck on my bed?